Fic - Something of a Departure

[tiggymalvern]

So, the title of this one has a few meta influences here and there XD. I set out originally to write something different from my usual fare, but then that whole deal I have with plot and angst got in the way a bit, and this is what fell out

The original prompt came from tameiki1, who's been waiting patiently (or not!) for the better part of a year for something to come of it. I do get there in the end. Anyway, anything in this fic that makes you squawk is most likely all her fault, 'kay? XD

All the usual warnings for sex and swearing, V/W NC-17. One of these days, I'll write something that isn't....

Something of a Departure

And having crawled away from the visiting relatives (read, stayed up after they went to bed) for a short period to get this out after the betas came in, I will now relapse mostly into silence, unfortunately. From Monday to Friday, I won't have teh intraweb available at all, oh woes!

Comments

[tameiki.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to fuck you," Vash said, not looking up from his explorations.

"Good plan. It works better with you over here."

LOL! That was such a great line which took me by surprise while reading this. This was a great way to wake up this morning although I don't think I can take the blame credit for inspiring you to write this fic. All I did was to put a couple of "what if's" into your head and your lovely imagination did the rest :D

A sauce pan??? I. Did. NOT. mention anything about sauce pans! That was all you. *rofl*

I dearly love the interaction of these two that you seem to get just right in dialog and set up. Quite often, I enjoy their banter even more than the hot sex that usually follows. It was worth the wait.

Hope the visit with your relatives is enjoyable despite having internet withdrawals. *hugs*

[tameiki.livejournal.com]

she totally blamed you for the saucepan

Saw that. Just for the record, I NEVER mentioned anything about a saucepan. Toys. Vegetables. Um... things you find around the house, maybe.

CU/V/W would be more accurate, wouldn't it? XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Well you said, 'Sex toys' and I said, 'But they wouldn't have any.' And then you said, 'Well, they could use something else instead.' I think that points the finger at you quite well enough XD

[tameiki.livejournal.com]

Okay. I concede and will admit to saying that they could use something else instead. *sighs* I really need to be more careful when talking to you, don't I.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

You're only figuring this out now, huh? ;-)

[tameiki.livejournal.com]

*blushes* I'll learn. But I'll warn you in advance: it might take awhile and the lesson may need to be repeated. Several times XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Your threats are so hot XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

And the pairing on that story should be V/W/CU (cooking utensil), shouldn't it? :)

You are so harsh! XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I love writing the way they bicker and argue. It's so much fun! If other people like it too, that's a real bonus, though. Hard to say if I enjoy writing the dialogue more than the sex, I do so like writing both XD.

[moonriddler-mim.livejournal.com]

Vash is just adorable in his attempts to get Wolfwood off. but poor boy! getting shot in such an inconvenient place, eh? *pets*

still, hotness to it, although I was wondering what the heck Vash was up to there. ^_^

excellent piece!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Vash gets shot just about everywhere, I figured it was inevitable sooner or later, poor guy!

[mac-lynn.livejournal.com]

That tam, she always love to pervert innocent household items. ^.~

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Tam loves to pervert anything. And she's so well practised at it!

[tameiki.livejournal.com]

Hey! One innocent comment, dammit. Okay, maybe not quite so innocent but still! It must be the company I keep...

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

Oh my!!! That was a real rollercoaster to me...First, the description of the desert (waoo! n_n) and the trip....Then, the request for blow job!! What a Vash! XDD...next...yeah, the smex...And when Wolfie (and me too, really XDDD) were in the mood... a Saucepan??????????Crackk!!!!!! That was so unexpected!! But the explanation was very logic...Poor Vash! He wants his Wolfwood...but can´t take him! Ouch!! >___< (I feel his pain!) Good!! really good story! Please write more (I read the others, but I want to know if they finally fix the problem XD, and How!!)
Thanks!!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a bit of a schizophrenic fic by the end there, veering between the serious stuff and the lunacy - but that seems to be what happens when I try to write some humour for a change!

I'm glad you liked all the descriptive stuff at the start too, because I was worried about that dragging on and getting boring before the silliness started - I certainly ended up with more of the intro than I'd ever intended, but that happens to me a lot XD

Thanks for the comments!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Never read the comments first, these evil people give away all my plot twists XD

It seems the trickier the challenge my friends throw at me, the more compulsively my brain insists on trying to find a way to make it work. Everybody's doomed!

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

This is probably the best slash story about someone being fucked with a saucepan handle that I've ever read!

The image of Wolfwood riding the motorcycle with Vash in the sidecar - I'll never see that again without thinking of the Dykes on Bikes at our local pride parade. :-)

Vash *so* wanting to give Wolfwood what he needs, while not wanting to let him know what exactly the problem is with the regular way... This *killed* me.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

This is probably the best slash story about someone being fucked with a saucepan handle that I've ever read!

I'm sure there's a compliment in there somewhere! XD

Vash and Wolfwood riding around in motorbike and sidecar are so cute, with both of them bitching away, and Nightow really didn't give us enough of that before he went all serious on us. It's left to the fics and doujinshi to work with it :-)

[gulliblesnail.livejournal.com]

"If it was a scratch, you'd have been yelling about it since last night"

Ha! Their banter is always so much much, and I'm glad Wolfwood is willing to go along with Vash as far as he can, but is also still stubborn enough not to settle until he gets past the evasive explanations. I liked the bit where he watches Vash sleep, with the emphasis that innocence isn't the turn on. It was sort of a twist on a typical scene that fits better with them this way.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

*grins* I never can resist taking an occasional poke at a fandom chestnut when I disagree with them! I think there's one in just about every fic I've written....