tiggymalvern | And this will be the last one, promise :-)

Because tomorrow I'll be out and about, then I'll have actual busy days with cats, then Sunday we're off to Savannah for a week with only hotel internet, so for this LJ here endeth the meme!

buttercup0222 handed me Major Alex Louis Armstrong (FMA), Sohma Hatori and Jack Sparrow.

My first instinct was to say Marry Hatori. I mean, why wouldn't you? Good looking, intelligent, talented doctor, and genuine all round nice guy. Sounds perfect.

But wait - then I'd have to live on the compound with the creepy members of his family, and Akito would do something bad to him. And then I'll get my brain wiped, and Hatori will be sad.

But then, if I don't marry Hatori, I'll have to marry one of the other two, and ack, ack, arg!

So I guess I'm marrying Hatori. Oh, well, when I get my memory erased, I won't miss him.

So now I have to decide what to do with the other two. And thought number one is shag Captain Jack Sparrow, entirely conditional on him taking a bath first. But then I'd have to nail everything down, or he'd disappear in the night and most of my belongings with him. So maybe not.

Which leaves me shagging Major Armstrong.

Huge muscles aren't my thing, and handlebar moustaches definitely aren't my thing, but he's another well-meaning, nice guy. I just hope he could keep it more serious for the evening, and not do the annoying hyper act.

And over the cliff it is for Captain Jack. Well, it won't be the first time....