Conversations in our house

[tiggymalvern]

SO: Why did you leave the doors open on the Scooby (= car)?

Me: Because it smelled of squirrels.

SO: ....

SO: Why did it smell of squirrels?

Me: Because it had a cage full of squirrels in it, why else?

Comments

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Now, now, remember children, everyone's fetish is equal!

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Yes, Miss Malvern. *hangs head*

I'm drawing a really detailed yiffy fanart of Sands and El as baby squirrels in diapers to make it up to you.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Nooooo, now you've scared me!!!!

I wonder how the squirrels are enjoying their first day out in the rain?

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!

"What the f•ck is this shit? Where's that lady with the f*cking bottle of warm f•cking milk?!"

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Nah, they rejected me personally long ago. They wean themselves very effectively when they start swearing and cursing at the human with the milk instead of leaping on you in joy XD