Ashes

England have won the Ashes in Australia. Not just drawn, and retained them by default, but actively won the series 3-1.

I don't think I was even watching cricket the last time that happened.

I have officially found the worst song ever written.

It's called Hey Mami, by some idiots calling themselves Fannypack.

Since I resisted the urge to ever watch The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift, this pollution has been imposed on my ears by Dance Central. Thanks for that, Harmonix. I think you erased my brain.