Second Dose Up
Apr. 6th, 2009 03:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tiggymalvernAnd since the cat work is slow today, here's round two. See last post for the Rules.
This spam via the brain of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
solo____, who assigned me Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Sakurazuka Seishirou and Elim Garak. Which leads me to suspect she can't possibly be wishing me a long and happy life....
Marry Seishirou.
He's intelligent, cultured, rich, and can be thoroughly charming when he decides to be. I'm unlikely to be appearing on anybody's list as a target for a political assassination, so I'd probably be safe (unless business was slow and he had to feed the Tree). Of course, he's also gay, so I'd be arranging my sex life elsewhere, which would probably work out fine since he'd be off obsessing over Subaru.
Throw Sands off a cliff.
Thoroughly amoral and entirely selfish - not touching him, no way, no how. He wouldn't even be any fun for a quick shag, since the only person he'd have any interest in getting off would be himself. Of course, that leaves me wondering quite how I'm supposed to push a paranoid ex-CIA agent off a cliff without him suspecting - but since all my candidates this round are government-sponsored killers, changing my choice wouldn't help with that problem....
So, by a process of elimation and default, I guess I'm shagging Garak.
Not usually my first choice, but he's intelligent and refined and tasteful, and sex with an alien would at the very least be educational. Plus, he's not a sociopath, which in this company is a definite bonus. I guess on that grounds alone, I should have married him. But no, just no.
This spam via the brain of
solo____, who assigned me Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Sakurazuka Seishirou and Elim Garak. Which leads me to suspect she can't possibly be wishing me a long and happy life....Marry Seishirou.
He's intelligent, cultured, rich, and can be thoroughly charming when he decides to be. I'm unlikely to be appearing on anybody's list as a target for a political assassination, so I'd probably be safe (unless business was slow and he had to feed the Tree). Of course, he's also gay, so I'd be arranging my sex life elsewhere, which would probably work out fine since he'd be off obsessing over Subaru.
Throw Sands off a cliff.
Thoroughly amoral and entirely selfish - not touching him, no way, no how. He wouldn't even be any fun for a quick shag, since the only person he'd have any interest in getting off would be himself. Of course, that leaves me wondering quite how I'm supposed to push a paranoid ex-CIA agent off a cliff without him suspecting - but since all my candidates this round are government-sponsored killers, changing my choice wouldn't help with that problem....
So, by a process of elimation and default, I guess I'm shagging Garak.
Not usually my first choice, but he's intelligent and refined and tasteful, and sex with an alien would at the very least be educational. Plus, he's not a sociopath, which in this company is a definite bonus. I guess on that grounds alone, I should have married him. But no, just no.
