tiggymalvern | It's the shag/marry/cliff meme!

The meme you've all seen many dozens of times already goes like this:

1. Comment and I will give you 3 people for a fandom I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters).
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of three people.
4. Label which you would marry, shag, or throw off a cliff.

I'm going to amend 1) and say comment away, but don't feel you have to be volunteered. I don't want anybody to be obligated, and if we all keep sending it back and forth to the same small group of friends, it will never end!

Anyway,

k_julia assigned me Jean-Luc Picard, El Mariachi and Lex Luthor.

Shag El Mariachi.

One night stand, and one of us gone before dawn. Hey, Carolina was impressed enough by the first night to want to keep him around for more XD But sadly, the man just isn't safe for more than a few hours. Which is a shame, because he's a genuinely sweet and considerate lover, when he isn't being shot at and killing people.

Marry Jean-Luc Picard.

He's an intellectual, he's cultured and well-travelled, he appreciates debate and meaningful conversation, and he has the sexiest voice given to man to hold those little chats. He also enjoys curling up with a good book, and appreciates the need for some quiet alone time, which seriously matters because I can't deal with having somebody in my hair all the time. Okay, he can also be kind of uptight with a stick up his arse, but that can be dealt with, one way or another....

Which means over the cliff goes Lex Luthor.