tiggymalvern: (vashlife - Art by Celery Parsley)
tiggymalvern ([personal profile] tiggymalvern) wrote2005-02-09 11:09 pm
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My brain just died, all painfully.

Why? Why do people do this? It makes ebay a very scary place *whimper*

[identity profile] notowned.livejournal.com 2005-02-09 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
damn, that put's paid to the idea of me getting any more sleep this morning. That's just plain horrble.

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-09 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes it can be so comforting just to have someone agree with me on this. Because I come across this kind of thing often enough during my innocent daily trawl for man-porn that I really start to wonder, you know?
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-09 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost think this is worse - or maybe I've just grown sadly immune to seeing huge-eyed girly Vash in a French maid's oufit with continued exposure :-(

It's the tits, and the coat cinched in to give him a small waist and girly hips and... damn, now I feel all ill again.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Quick, alert Millyfan!

[identity profile] techno4tomcats.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. One of the cool things about Vash was the fact he was a guy. Now this drawing robs me of that.

;_;

Ow.
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, given my take on him, probably much the same as he'd do with the original version, once he got over the surprise ;-)

[identity profile] king-chiron.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's really his sister we haven't heard about before?

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, because MarySue!Vash would be so much better!

The thing that really curdles my brain is that artists will put a picture like that on the front of a doujinshi and sometimes people will still buy them. I almost feel like I should put a watch on this, just to see if there's anyone out there who actively wants it....

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
O_O

Actually, this isn't the first Vash-as-girl dj I've seen, but that pic is painful.
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[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
They reduced Vash's sexiness! That is both difficult and HORRIBLE!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Horrible, yes. Difficult - damn, but I wish. You're probably safer over on the het side of things, don't have to wade through the oceans of helpless, fainting self-insert uke!Vash. I guess the one thing to be said for this is at least the doujinshika's being honest about what she's doing. Nobody could buy it accidentally....

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
True, but I do have to deal with "I'm being fucked with a dry prickly cactus" Meryl. I think we're about even. ;)

[identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now I'm traumatized.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant that figuratively.

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? *scared*

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant her expression. Women should not look like they're being slowly tortured while having sex.

[identity profile] glass-bullet.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa. That's just outright fuckin scary.

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I feel I need to be protected from this type of thing. I mean, I should be able to search ebay for my hot gay porn supply without risking being exposed to harmful material like this, right?

[identity profile] yma2.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
My response was a mental...
AUUGHHHHHHH!
:runs away:

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
The really scary thing is some people obviously do find it erotic, or at least funny. Enough to make it worth producing this kind of doujinshi.

[identity profile] yma2.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
I must admit, I *do* find kinda it funny, but erotic? I mean, if they'd entirely feminised him, maybe, but Puh-leeze! That's just... well... wrong.

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd probably have more chance of finding it funny if de-masculinising Vash wasn't such a common thing, you know? The yaoi fandom in both Japanese and English is filled with a big-eyed, weepy, pathetic guy whose sole reason for existing is to be screwed hard by Wolfwood. Stick that creature in a red coat and call it Vash.

If someone wanted to genderfuck Vash and still have him be crazily in-your-face dangerous, still have him snark hard at Wolfwood and basically do whatever the hell he felt like, I'd say go for it and have fun. But nobody ever does.

Sad icon :-(

[identity profile] yma2.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody ever does, eh?... mm... you've gone and tempted me now... heheheh...
Glad you like the Icon. I've made quite a few from your Manga scans... wish I'd somewhere to put them all... ):

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you do it, it'll save me from adding it to the list of plot bunnies now that it's out there! I'd like to see more of your icons if they're not up on your list.

[identity profile] bandita.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
My goodness...you know, when I finally saw with my own eyes the abomination that is mpreg-Vash, I thought I had seen it all.

Just goes to show how naive I really am. :O

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever awful things you have seen, someone will always commit something worse. This pic pretty much just reinforces what I already believed *sigh*.
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not only does it exist, but in quantities to curdle the brain....
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
male plants can get pregnant?

On the nail. Because he's not human, he can be anything you like - in theory. Including pregnant, according to some.

Mpregs - hmm, I don't normally keep the links to badfic, just the good ones! There's one here that involves a Mary Sue on the top of the mpreg and hideous Vash and Wolfwood bastardisation just for extra laughs.
http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/41622

There are many more equally awful if you care to explore ffnet and mediaminer more fully. There was a particularly excruciating one on the trigun_yaoi mailing list last year that had Vash discovering Wolfwood wasn't dead after all as he gave birth. Have fun!
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I adore plush Cthulhu! Almost as much as I adore plush Strep XD

There are so many things to love about Life's Marionette; the trailer trash!Wolfwood is a major bonus. And the Mary Sue that nobody bothers to kick out of the house for no obvious reason - you wondering why the author picked 'comedy' as one of the labels yet? But comedy was funny the last I heard....
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[identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Shit! There's a horrible estrogen sandworm leech thing in Vash's clothes! It's wrapped around his waist and moving toward his head! It's gonna kill him!

Arrgh.

Why do doujinkas keep taking Vash's penis? He needs his dick! It's, like, attached!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Says the one who removed his dick and gave him feathers instead XD

[identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't me! Was some pervy doujinka, and, um. I'll be over here.
(/Totally innocent)

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's his twin sister, Sporks!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the doujinshi gives some dazzlingly innovative explanation for it - but I'm not going to pay to find out!

[identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
They could've at least made him a hot chick.

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-10 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still not entirely sure that would be enough to save the doujinshi, though....

[identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it would be...I don't know. Marginally less pain-inducing.

Marginally.
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what's worse? The crazy brigade of squigette and opalweb bid it up to just under $100. Not only did someone want that thing, but two people wanted it that badly.
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
There were 24 mins left when I posted that - it went for $120 in the end.

Over $100 is common when those two names come up. I've seen them spend over $300 on a single book. Just on the 6 books I was watching, squigette has spent over $400 today. Me, I'd fly to Japan and buy the things myself if I had that kind of money to spend on them, you know?
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[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly from the ebay seller's POV! But of course now he'll only be encouraged to seek out more of this crap for me to fall over, all unsuspecting.... *scared*