No matter what craziness the minds of writers can invent...

[tiggymalvern]

...someone will always manage to match it in real life.

Man with no eyes convicted of dangerous driving

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Comments

[annathepiper]

........... I have no words.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly fond of the defence's argument that it's unfair to convict him on the assumption that driving when blind is inherently dangerous. It seems perfectly reasonable to me!

[annathepiper]

Yeah, totally. And not even only just blind, either. ALSO partially deaf, missing fingers, and having a twitchy leg as well! They're clearly shooting for a "discrimination against the handicapped!" thing here, but f'r Chrissakes, people!

[rzyna.livejournal.com]

I... yeah... lack of words is right. BWAH??? is about the best I can do!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd seen the worst of people's idiocy at Heathrow yesterday, but there was obviously still a long way to go!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether that makes it worse or not - I mean, the driver would have been scarier without him....

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Wow. Who needs crackfic when we have crackWORLD?

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I'll definitely stick with cats instead of breeding, it's safer for the universe....

[nekojita.livejournal.com]

Welcome back!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Thanks :-)

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

It's the sort of thing you wouldn't ever write in a fic because it's just too stupid!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Dot dot dot.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Seriously.