Now I Finally Have Seen It All

[tiggymalvern]

Someone on yaoi_daily just posted that notorious pic of Hisoka in shorts as A Good Thing.

I think I should die now before it gets worse.

Comments

[jo-lasalle.livejournal.com]

I was going to say something very clever about the hotness of that picture, but even thinking about that makes me feel creepy.

Though, amazingly, the shorts aren't necessarily the worst thing about it.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

No, sadly, that would be the fact that he looks twelve.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

That picture of him always reminds me of the shots of Jon-Benet Ramsay. On the Yami communities I'll see it in an icon once and a while. I'll usually be afraid to ask if the user's being ironic. XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I did have a vague memory floating around of who you meant, but I had to google to double check. And yeah, it's exactly the same kind of nasty taste it leaves.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

There's a really beautiful image of Hisoka on the beach at the end of YnM three, I think-- it's weird because that image is probably the companion piece to it, and it's sweet and sad and lovely.

[solo.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

There's always someone on yaoi_daily to remind me why slashers get a bad reputation. It's easy to forget, when everyone in my circle sees that pic and retches.

[nekojita.livejournal.com]

Hisoka in shorts??? Gah. Now give me Tatsumi in boxers or Tsuzuki in nothing (well, okay, and Tatsumi in nothing... except maybe Tsuzuki...), and I'll be happy but I never could really stand Hisoka, much less like him/even try to drool over him.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Heh. I used to dislike him, grew to tolerate him, still don't want to see him sexualised, kthnx. So many hot guys in that fandom, and which one do we get looking like a rent boy? *sigh*

[nekojita.livejournal.com]

And it's not helped by the fact that there are several legitimate reasons to be creeped out by him looking like a rent boy.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I do like Hisoka a lot, and that WORSENS this! (OK, that and the fact that I felt compelled to go look for it since I haven't read much yaoi daily since I started back to work.) The poor thing has had enough sexually-themed trouble. He needs to be cuddled and given hot chocolate and kittens.

What I *would* wanna see would be Watari, in naught but labcoat. LOVE the geekboy.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Hey, everybody wants to see Watari looking flirty! What's not to love about a good-looking geekboy? XD

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Nobody knows that better than you & I. :-)

[nekojita.livejournal.com]

Hisoka + sex related themes = creepy and just plain wrong. Watari + sex related themes = a heck of a lot of fun. I can so see him camping it up big time.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I also hate to see anyone nice paired with Muraki, because while he's pretty, I'm all hello, child molester! I've seen Tsuzuki/Muraki written on the basis of "looks good", and - NO NO NO. Tsuzuki's so protective of Hisoka - I just don't see him doing that!

I bet Watari is *lots* of fun. :-) He probably has... strange inventions...

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I think Mur/Tsu is written more on the basis of 'canon groping' to be honest XD. But the tendency to write both of them OOC and make it a cute and fluffy pairing instead of the delightfully twisted tangle of insanity that it is, is appallingly high. Must finish mine one day... *sigh*

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Watari in labcoat is a beautiful mental image.

I have a 'Hisoka gets a kitten' story assignment for yaoi_challenge.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww...

[hidden-hero.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

Must be Saturday....

* sadly and goes off to find, something ANYTHING to scan...in order to scour my eyeballs of girlieboys.*

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I guess it's kind of understandable that the 13-year-olds would go for the girlie-boys (except, well, I never did), but I didn't think it was possible for anyone to go for that pic.

Please, yes, feed us some men!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I don't even open the shota. Thank god the mods make them warn for it. But I wish more people would warn for 'This technically isn't shota 'cos he's supposed to be 17 but in fact he looks 10'.

You feel guilt over the porn? I'm so disappointed, m'dear!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, the italics demon's possessing my LJ again. I tell you, it's only when I post nasty stuff that causes offence!

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Ah, so it's *your* fault. I knew it had to be someone's XD

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

I take some comfort from the fact that the poster's obviously only thirteen.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I were youthful smut-hunter, I'd lie about my age online too. And, hell, she's posting some of the worst of it herself. Okay, there's all the rape squee too, but I don't wanna get started on that....

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

I think I was the one who hate that Hisoka image, 'cos he looks like a little girl, or an inmature girl XD. And yeah, I support the post of Tatsumi and Watari naked bodies...where are that stuff? in the book number four???

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Tatsumi, sadly, comes surgically attached to his suits. But Watari will loosen up outside the lab now and again, and evidence of it really should be available!

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

Yeah!! I remember one scene of the trio (Tsuzuki, Tatsumi and Watari) in a ...ummm ¿thermal bath?? And all of them looks sooooo goood *___*