tiggymalvern: (wtf is with this shit?)
tiggymalvern ([personal profile] tiggymalvern) wrote2012-12-07 08:19 am
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Dear Republicans

I understand that you have deeply heartfelt beliefs on the best way to fix the economy. I understand that you are reluctant to compromise your ideals on this point.

If only we had some way to ask the people what they think on the matter. We could call it 'voting'. You could choose a spokesperson who would stand up on TV and talk a lot about the need to cut welfare spending. The Democrats could have a guy who talks about the need to support the poorest in society and taxing rich people more to pay for it. Then each citizen could choose between the two, and we could count up all their choices.

If we did all that, the whole crazily involved, ridiculously expensive voting thing, and your guy lost by some reasonable margin - if that happened, perhaps you could go along with the people and actually agree to some of Obama's plans for at least a whole month afterwards, maybe?

[identity profile] jo-lasalle.livejournal.com 2012-12-07 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
But Obama was elected by all those weird people!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2012-12-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, I forgot. The Republican Representatives were put on this Earth by God to save America from its own delusions.

[identity profile] bymyverytoes.livejournal.com 2012-12-08 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh that's just crazy talk.

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2012-12-08 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously, since then all of those Republicans would then themselves have to pay more tax. Imagine!

[identity profile] tameiki.livejournal.com 2012-12-08 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Your plan would never work, Tiggy. What in the world were you thinking??? XD

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2012-12-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
But it was such a good plan ::wails::

What, you think the Republicans wouldn't play along with it?

[identity profile] tameiki.livejournal.com 2012-12-08 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
What, you think the Republicans wouldn't play along with it?

Noooo, I think the Republicans wouldn't be able to understand the entire concept. :P

[identity profile] alcina2.livejournal.com 2012-12-18 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Your present arrived today, well in time for the Solstice. Thank you!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2012-12-20 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
There should be two packages eventually - I was initially told one would arrive late, but then an update said it might get there on time. Have a great dinner tomorrow!