Conversations in our house

[tiggymalvern]

SO: Why did you leave the doors open on the Scooby (= car)?

Me: Because it smelled of squirrels.

SO: ....

SO: Why did it smell of squirrels?

Me: Because it had a cage full of squirrels in it, why else?

Comments

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!

"What the f•ck is this shit? Where's that lady with the f*cking bottle of warm f•cking milk?!"

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Nah, they rejected me personally long ago. They wean themselves very effectively when they start swearing and cursing at the human with the milk instead of leaping on you in joy XD